“it’s STALE, bitch !!”
“it’s like doing your brother”
“where’d jonathan come from ? that’s like the WHITEST name ever !”
more coming. these people never shut up.
miss you, library !
i’m hot. you know it.
amazon.com gift cards, 5 black buttons, one brown/green button, sewing machine, peet’s winter solstice tea, the biggest bottle of ibuprofen that costco has, bacon, one of those kirkland martha stewart signature hams from costco, a space heater, a capirinha, black knee-high boots with a 3” heel that aren’t fake leather, dress socks, carbon paper, jeans that fit (lucky and the gap are the only ones), a very long mustard yellow scarf knit in a seed stitch, USB MOUSE!!, world peace, and a sharks stanley cup.
looked through an ajax book. turns out, ajax deletes the letter “e”. that xplains so much !
me: how is this like siouxsie and the banshees ? morgan: well, it’s music that jocks would never listen to. thanks, mtv.com. -SMC
who is this dude and why have i never heard of him until seven days ago ? six packs joe should get: fat tire amber by new belgium brewing co. dogfish head punkin ale anchor steam also, joe sixpack should mail me a few bottles of boulevard’s unfiltered wheat, double wide ipa, and pale ale.
From Lawrence.com’s Twitter:
Is Palin debating in “The Matrix”? She’s dressed like a dominatrix librarian. Goddamit…now I’m horny…
not sure helen keller ever did talk with her hips. maybe her hands, but not her hips. would’ve been awkward in that weird circle skirt she wears in my head. and surely the petticoats would prevent a clear message.
what ??
